Thursday, October 22, 2009

Slot machine tips, tricks and urban myths.

Slot machine tips. It’s kinda weird to give out tips for a successful slot machine play. The sad truth is that slot machines aren’t for making money. The only purpose they serve is to feed your recreational needs. There are a few things to remember when you approach the slots. You might call them slot machine tips, you might call them hope, but they're sure worth the read.
  1. When you got up and left and that old lady made the next spin and won a whole bunch of shiny coins – it wasn’t your win. You have had to hit the machine at the same exact fraction of the second that she did in order to get that money. You have more chances of winning the lottery.
  2. Take your time. There is no Play per Minute rate of success. Doesn’t matter how fast you feed the machine – your chances still relay on one factor only and her name is lady luck.
  3. Hit the button or pull the lever? Some prefer the old school method. Some go for high-tech. The casino goes for your money anyway.
  4. Here’s a sure way to win – order a free drink. And order an expensive one. If you lost some dollars on slots, why not spoil yourself with a fine, triple bourbon on the house?
  5. This one might actually work – try and bet the max amount. There are more winnable combinations with higher bets and they are always better.
  6. The loose machines myth. Some say that the loose machines are placed by the casino near the entrance, cashiers, bar or anywhere near people who are not playing, in order to get them to see winners and motivate them to play. I say that there’s a better chance of finding loose screw in the casino manager’s head.
  7. That card you stick in there, well ye, it’s actually money. Casinos are using machine credit cards on a nation that already has way more credit over its head. The fact that you don’t put green paper in the machine doesn’t mean that you are not gambling with real, hard earned money. Know your limit and get out while you still can. You might even be able to afford buying some roses to your wife.
Oh, and last but not least! Practice! This is the best advice we can give you. The more you practice at home on slots – the more chances you get at a casino. Naaa… We’re just messing with you. But you should definitely go online to www.pokerchest.com where you can also find notable items such as custom poker chips, playing cards, dice, casino tables and tabletops, storage cases, and much more.

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